Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
me trying to participate in sports
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
Poems for $.50 in a small bookstore in San Francisco
I’m just gonna reblog cats today.
I wish i knew what she was saying..
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
420 is on Easter Sunday
Girls in elementary school when dey see you staring from across the class